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ted fenton 5:59 Sat Apr 23
Married Premier League manager 'threatens injunction after being caught sending sex texts
Hmmmm he's not at it again is he ??




A married Premier League manager has threatened to have an injunction imposed after it was revealed that he sent a string of sex texts to a divorcee.

The high-profile personality was caught begging the glamorous woman for naked pictures if his team won away from home.

He also sent racy texts to the woman during a training session he dubbed 'boring' and spoke about his marriage as being a 'bit loveless' and a 'bit sexless'.

The Sun reported that the top-flight manager had threatened to gag the paper with an injunction after the betrayal of his spouse was exposed.

The string of texts were sent via online messaging service Whatsapp over the space of more than a month.

One read: 'I can play both roles in the bedroom. Naturally dominant, of course, but can switch seamlessly to a more giving role.'

Another said: 'Didn't really get a look at the rear elevation during the night out or brekkie so heels, stockings, bum in the air. Handy mirror positioned for flattering pic.

'For win only. Away from home so more difficult. So no knickers.'



It is understood the texts were sent in the lead up to Christmas, with the manager informing the woman to delete the messages after they had been read.

Full story here.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3554812/Married-Premier-League-manager-threatens-injunction-caught-sending-sex-texts-divorcee-asking-pose-no-knickers-team-won-away.html

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KingandPaynter 6:32 Sat Apr 23
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Par for the course and dew to be revealed ?

ted fenton 6:32 Sat Apr 23
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Hahaha

Ronald_antly 6:42 Sat Apr 23
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KingandPaynter 6:32 Sat Apr 23

Yeah, I've no idea who it might be either.

Perhaps ALAN's next newspaper thread will shine some light on it.

Private Dancer 6:56 Sat Apr 23
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''He also sent racy texts to the woman during a training session he dubbed 'boring'''


Sounds like Allardyce, to me.

Pringle 8:05 Sat Apr 23
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The vultures are hovering over the palace ..... or should that be eagles ?

ted fenton 8:07 Sat Apr 23
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Very good sir !

Nagel 8:23 Sat Apr 23
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"The high-profile personality was caught begging the glamorous woman for naked pictures if his team won away from home."

So you'd assume it was a manager who thought he had a good chance of an away victory. No idea who that could be.

On a completely unrelated note I had a look at Palace's away record before Christmas: W5 L2 D1.

Since Christmas they haven't won a single away game.

Steve P 8:30 Sat Apr 23
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'but can switch seamlessly . . .

What a cringey cunt.

Nagel 8:35 Sat Apr 23
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"I was delighted with the way Danny Guthrie came in and fitted seamlessly into the team."

“We have been very fortunate that Janmaat has been seamless."

"He has seamlessly moved in and coped with things when it has not been easy."

Guess which PL manager these quotes come from.

bell 8:35 Sat Apr 23
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Was he feeling glad all over when the texts come in?

BubblesCyprus 9:01 Sat Apr 23
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What's The AP betting on this ? Ante post betting of course !

East Ham Bull 9:10 Sat Apr 23
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'Didn't really get a look at the rear elevation during the night out or brekkie so heels, stockings, bum in the air. Handy mirror positioned for flattering pic.

The Benny Hill of the Premier League.

Sven Roeder 9:24 Sat Apr 23
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That quote sounds a bit ALAN PARtridge to me.

Scraper 9:29 Sat Apr 23
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I find his writing embarrassing

WHOicidal Maniac 9:30 Sat Apr 23
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Sounds like its not in the public interest and none of our business

The Ghost of Braderz 9:43 Sat Apr 23
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AP has got way more game than that. Can't be him.

Whoever it is, is a cunt. Steve McClaren hits home with me. Wouldn't put it paaast Pulis either.

CryBabies 9:44 Sat Apr 23
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Fat twat Sam and Nolan in a dress is my guess.

Eerie Descent 9:47 Sat Apr 23
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Did he do her up the arse an all???

Darby_ 9:56 Sat Apr 23
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Made me laugh. Reeks of Chocolate.

Mr Polite 9:58 Sat Apr 23
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Cringey messages yes. But so would any of yours be if people went down your phone for flirty texts.



If it is fatty he'll get away with it by saying it was an obvious joke... No way was his team going to win away from home

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